RACIST SIA..

WHY DOES AMERICA ALWAYS BOMB INDIA?
THEY HAVE TARGETS....

HOW DOES INDIAN COMUNICATE?
INFRARED

ONE DAY A MANAGER NEEDED INDIAN EMPLOYEES.HE ASK 1 OF HIS WORKER TO FIND THEM . THE MANAGER GAVE HIM 3 DAYS . ON THE 3RD DAY THE WORKER BROUGHT MANY PILES OF DUNG. THE MANAGER ASK HIM WHY DID HE BRING THIS I TOLD U TO BRING INDIAN EMPLOYEES. THE GUY ASKED HIM ISNT THIS INDIAN???

ONE DAY 3 MAN WAS AT A ROOFTOP AN INDIAN CHINESE AND MALAY AND AN OLD GUY CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND TOLD THEM ASK FOR A BIRD TO GET OF THIS CLIFF CAREFULLY . SO THE CHINESE GUY ASKED FOR AN PHOENIX , THE MALAY GUY ASKED FOR AN EAGLE, AND THE INDIAN ASKED FOR A PENGUIN...PENGUIN CAN'T FLY
THIS PROVES THAT INDIANS ARE DUMB

MALAYS

People with TUDUNG are called wantan

PEOPLE WITH TUDUNG SWIMING ITS CALLED WANTAN SUP~

What's the heaviest noodle?
wan tan mee

Who's the strongest man on earth?
the guy who mad wan tan mee!!

Who's the heaviest man on earth?
the guy who ate wan tan mee!!!!

More MANTAO

One day kaya pao and char siew pao went to watch a movie...kaya pao cried char siew pao laughed... WHY? THEY HAVE DIFFRENT "FEELINGS"

One day char siew pao and man tao went to watch a movie ... char siew pao laughed and mantao did not do anything ... WHY? MANTAO HAVE NO 'FEELINGS'

More Jokes

One day , a bird was flying suddenly an aeroplane came and the bird fall . WHY?
THE ENGINE WAS TO NOISY IT USE ITS WING TO COVER ITS EAR AND IT FELL...

Why is the plane flying this way? ( >>) Because its not flying that way... ( <<)

HOW do u get 4-1 =5? When u cut an angle from a 4 angled paper...

HOW do u get 11 + 2 = 1? WHEN IT IS 11OCLOCK AND 2HOURS LATER

SUPER JOKES

OBAMA STOPS GLOBAL WARMING -BLACK ABSORB HEAT

BIANCEE SINGS TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT COZ BLACK GOT NO RIGHTS~!

AN INDIAN NEXT TO A PILE OF SHIT REPRESENT - FAMILY POTRAIT

DIFFRENTS BETWEEN INDIAN AND A BUCKET OF SHIT IS THE BUCKET

AN INDIAN NEXT TO A TREE REPRESENTS FERTILIZER~

OBS Rox~

OBS a place u will never forget after going...OBS a place u will never have no friends...OBS a place where nice people go...OBS a place where MONK (JiaCheng) goes . Sorry no offense .
OBS a place where we make impossible things possible... OBS a place where the Evil people go... OBS a place where CA (course assistance) says " your pain is our pleasure "...
CA : Cheah Chong Yuen , Eugene Leong , Cheng , Shafri and many more...Unforgettable
28thNOV~7thDEC : Its wad the best 10days of my holiday. Although its wad priccy..it was worthy

Friends : Kelvin , Yao Chang , Jay Ven , Chi Lim , MONK , Justin , Julian , Shivadog , Jenny , Jane
UNFORGETABLE